I like Coca-Cola.
I like Oreo cookies.
I like tanlines.
I like cocker spaniels.
I like Stephen King novels.
I like strawberry milkshakes.
I like to cook.
I like video games.
I like rumrunners.
I like the Florida Keys.
I like reggae music.
I like the beach.
I like a little carpet.
I don't care if it matches the drapes.
I like Atomic Fireballs.
I like Lost.
I like cuban sandwiches.
I like Superman and Batman comics.
I like conch fritters.
I like to write.
I like pineapple.
I like SNL.
I like it very cold when I sleep.
I like the Food Network.
I like taking pictures.
I like t-shirts and shorts.
I like the color blue.
I like cottage cheese.
Just kidding, I hate cottage cheese.
I like fishing.
I like pirates.
I like meatloaf.